Those of you who follow me on Twitter or are friends with me on Facebook are already very much aware of this fact, but for the past week, I've been on jury duty. I went in on Monday with every intention of being released that same day. At this court, they have the one day system, where if you aren't put on a jury, you're done.
Unfortunately, I ended up with a very strict (but very awesome - I'll have lots of stories next week) judge who was not taking no for an answer from ANYONE. Those who were clearly trying to get released were sent to the back of the room with instructions to wait for a lecture from the judge at the end of the day. I am the world's biggest chicken to begin with, and I'm pretty much incapable of lying (or lying well), so the cards were stacked against me.
I'm actually an alternate, so I won't even get the satisfaction of participating in the verdict, but I have had all of the pain of sitting on the panel. Jury duty is particularly torturous for a person like me. I'm CONSTANTLY multitasking (as I'm sure you guys all are as well). Even when I'm just sitting around, I'm checking my BlackBerry, or looking through a catalog, or surfing the web. When I'm sitting at my desk at work, I have about 8 tabs open on my browser, and in between meetings and answering emails, I flit around from site to site, checking updates, reading blog posts and getting my news.
You can imagine, then, what it's like for me to just sit in the same chair every day with no multitasking at my disposal. I'm a mess. My doodles have become increasingly intricate, my sweaters are completely lint free, and I've mastered every yoga stretch that can be achieved while sitting in a jury chair.
I also should add that I'm amazed at how thoroughly exhausting it is to sit and do nothing. I think I passed out on my couch every night this week. The good news is that both sides have rested and all we have left is closing arguments and deliberation. The judge is hopeful that we'll be totally done by the end of the day tomorrow. Let's send some thoughts to the universe that the old guy is spot on.
(P.S. I'm still training for my half marathon, and I'm actually having a blast doing so. Yesterday marked the end of week two of training, and I ran four miles for the first time since 1996. I'm blogging about the training over here if you'd like to follow along...)