Job Opening: Life Intern

I need a life intern. I am completely incapable of keeping track of all of the things that need to be done in my life. Work I can handle. But life? I'm not cutting it.

Apparently there are orientations this week for the kids' camps. I had no idea. I only found out because a friend of mine can't make one and asked if we could tag team.

And also? The forms for the camps were due one week ago. Did I fill them out? No. Did I even know that there were forms at all? NO.

Max's surgery is this Friday. He needs a full blood work up done in advance. So, now I have to take him for that on Wednesday morning. I almost forgot completely (and only remembered because I looked at the medical form for camp).

Laundry has not been done in over a week.

Food shopping will not be done at ALL this week.

Dylan wasn't signed up for the next session of guitar, Max has never taken any classes at all and the pile of forms that need to be filed in our home office is threatening to take over the entire desk.