The world according to Dylan

What is something I always say to you?
Dylan: "I love you."

What makes me happy?
Dylan: "When I do what you want me to do, and don't just sit around and be lazy."

What makes me sad?
Dylan: "When I don't do what you say and sit around and be lazy."

How do I make you laugh?
Dylan: "Make funny faces."

What do you think I was like as a child?
Dylan: "Fun!"

How old am I?
Dylan: "35"

How tall am I?
Dylan: "OK, this is hard. Five."

What is my favorite thing to do?
Dylan: "Spend time with your family."

What do I do when you’re not around?
Dylan: "I don't know."

If I become famous, what will it be for?
Dylan: "You? If YOU become famous? I don't know!"

What am I really good at?
Dylan: "You are really good at cooking."

What am I not really good at?
Dylan: "I don't want to say this, but I know what you're not really good at, but I don't want to hurt your feelings."

Me: "What is it?"

Dylan: "Singing."

What is my job?
Dylan: "Blogging."

What is my favorite food?
Dylan: "Your favorite food? Mushroom soup."

What makes you proud of me?
Dylan: "When you clean."

What makes me proud of you?
Dylan: "When I clean."

What do you and I do together?
Dylan: "We go shopping and have a lot of fun."

How do you know that I love you?
Dylan: "Well, because you love me."

What is one thing you wish you could change about me?
Dylan: "I wish your hair was longer, but I still think you're the most beautiful mommy ever."

What do you wish you could go and do with me?
Dylan: "What I wish I could go and do with you is go to LegoLand with you and then I wish we could go to France."